Sunday, September 23, 2007

Dress Code for People Over 40

Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 40, WAY over 40 or
hovering near 40) are quite confused about how we should
present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we
are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try
to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have
seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go
together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals or trifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Minis skirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:

13. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind
when you shop

Thanks for sharing Jan! I'll let you know when I can stop cracking up!!

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